Top 10 signs ur a cheap mother fucker ...
By mike mogul pin:313B8478
1. U take your girl out on her birthday ... Using a deal u found on group-on .... She wants steak but groupon doesn't have any of those so pasta it is ...
2. Instead of mani/pedis u just bite ur nails .... Toe nails too ...
3. U stand on club lines ... Like its a jayz concert ticket line ... Just to insure u get in free b4 11 ...
4. U don't wear condoms ... Cause they aren't reusable and cost too much ...
5. U will walk the extra 4 blocks to avoid those damn atm fees from other banks ...
6. U tell ur girl ... Nah I don't want to see that movie I heard it sucked ... Even though u want to ... But ur waiting for it to come on cable ...
7. Ur on the run cause u download every fucking song and haven't purchased a cd or mp3 download ever ...
8. U denounced Jesus as ur lord and savior cause church cost too much ...
9. U start every phone call with ... What phone carrier do u have ... If the person doesn't say sprint ... U say can u call me back after 7 ...
10. Instead of having a kid ... U just abort the sucker ... Cost saving factor ... Read #4 again
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